In this festive season of the year, it is usually desirable to bring forth friends to warm the cockles of your throats with joy and laughter. So with that in mind, Matt and Melanie from Beardie and the Beast stop by to share in some holiday dipshittery, and no one leaves disappointed. You'll learn all about a horrific Thai treat called Pocky, a truly horrendous movie called "The 12 Dogs of Christmas", and we even talk holiday gift giving etiquette. Our Letters from Ashley are particularly disturbing as there's a lot of dripping and uncomfortable pictures. And to top it off, we even endeavor to start our own TV channel of porn-themed Christmas films. So relax and enjoy this very special episode with good friends, good humor, and anal sex references.