Happy New Year! Tonight we talk about really important topics facing the world as we head into 2015, such as why uncircumcised penises are probably smelly, how lucky listeners can win their own box of Pocky, and why ass bleaching may or may not be necessary. We also feature another extremely lengthy Letters from Ashley segment, as well as discussions on pole dancing, handbell teams (again), and an emotional look back on all the things people shoved up their butts in 2014. It'll make you weep. We promise.