In a world filled with inequality, and at a time when tolerance is needed most, we give you Matt and Shasta who provide none of that. In fact, Matt takes the opportunity tonight to berate Shasta for mixing popsicles with dirty meat, he gets angry (again) with fat chicks, and somehow ends up starting a band called Poonfish. Mixed in there is a lovely discussion on bidets, tons of super hot Letters from Ashley, and we ask Siri some questions about penises. To top it off, we announce the winner of this month's Bag O' Bullshit from the Japanese 99 Cent Store and even end the show with a new send off. Think you can handle all that? Cuz this episode is just that friggin amazing.