If you thought Sons of Liberty was good, then just you wait. Tonight you're going to learn some super important American history about Michigan along with other shenanigans. After that, get ready to hear a song all about turd cutters, find out what happened to the foot fetish kid in Shasta's class, and we debate whether Kim Kardashian is secretly a genius intentionally disguising herself as an imbecile. And as always, there's super sexy Letters from Ashley, and we also reveal this month's winner of the Bag of Random Shit from the Japanese 99 Cent Store. So tune in and learn something.