We start tonight's show off with a really big announcement that's a real game changer, but we're excited about it. From there, though, it all goes straight to hell. We learn all about the hip new craze called "cake farting", Matt and Shasta share their opinions on the Fifty Shades of Grey film, and there's a lively debate about whether Shasta's butthole should be referred to as "ol'", "old", or "olde". From there we have a visit from some of our most treasured fans in Letters from Ashley, and we leave the show feeling seriously dirty and in need of a shower. So get ready to get nasty, and fire up this episode of The Beaver Exhibit.