Tonight is all about relationships. Nothing wholesome, mind you, but rather a real look into what it's like to be married. But before we get into all that, Matt has an annoying song stuck in his head, Shasta explains why Matt isn't threatening to women, and we discuss our disbelief that apparently so many men can't last for an hour in bed. We also find time to talk about the Pope, how Shasta never "makes love", and a whole lot about penises in general. Letters from Ashley returns to its bizarre ways with references to things like worshipping balls and licking ass. Overall, you can learn a whole lot about being married from this episode. And that's super helpful.