You're going to hear a lot of things on tonight's show that maybe you'll wish you hadn't. This could include things such as Shasta's stages of hemorrhoid grief, the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket, and how Shasta inadvertently showed her tits to the guy at the El Pollo Loco window. We'll also talk about Matt's coworker's sexual enlightenment ("you know what'd just be STUPID?"), how Shasta's hair matches her personality, and how apparently one of our Letters from Ashley is searching desperately for a night stand. It's just more of the same from your favorite show.