This week, we take a break from ruining your childhood favorites to ruin the Bloomin’ Onion. Sorry, they’re Satanic now. Michael invites everyone to a family exorcism, Cush lays plans to become king of Skynet, and we wonder how long it would take us to become jerks in Westworld. THE SAND MYSTERY DEEPENS.
Love is dead, and Marvel Studios killed it. [1:05]
#AaronsParty starts swinging. [4:20]
Possibly the worst contraceptive of all time. [7:30]
Science editors having a good time. [21:50]
Looks like you're trying to destroy humanity. Want some help with that? [25:45]