super drunk muggles in cream is now my favorite thing. -drunk laughing idiot on the northern line

My suggestion for the muggle corner is: muggles drink sparkling water. There is absolutely no excuse for that, you're already breathing the air, why must you ingest it as well? it's not even the right type of air, you're trying to DRINK CO2....Gas water,....it just makes no sense. You think you're fine if you mix it with alcohol? No, you're not. Revisit some of your life choises.