I wonder if that women’s last words were what I likely would’ve said —- #OhShit ! (Re: weird ways to die / fell into sewage)💩

I tried to find those gold bars but instead I found their Ridiculously Lux with Prices to match Jewelry OMG! I’m sending you the top two I found this far my 🤯

Wow, Jonesy! I must be too long listening to your podcast noticed just now - seem to have loaded & published our respective latest Episodes of our Podcasts totally simpatico today! 😎👍🏻#FloridaFridayFansince2021 🦹🏼‍♀️

Facts!: 1. Women’s haircuts now cost $45-$75 / Men’s =$$30-$50 2. Women STILL are paid less than Males to do SAME Work and often do it better and more efficiently. 3. Women that show self interest and protection of their own best interests financially or otherwise STILL are regarded with very negative descriptive adjectives while males for doing same of course get praise and positive adjectives. Yet males today are getting a lot of social media support for their recent rants of being targeted?!

The Whopper is so little beef I might as well get the $1menu double cheeseburger with bacon it’s less$ for more meat & I get bacon too! The judge probably got paid under the table to find in McDs favor or he owns stock in McDs

I kid not just got sliced watermelon 🍉 yesterday from nearby Von’s store and am planning to return it today or tomorrow because it is the awfullest I ever attempted to eat! I was made to look like a sugary sweet textured type ripeness but was the extreme opposite! It tastes and has texture of rubbery Rhind! Wtf?!!!

#churchisforsinners

PS. There’s a saying “Church is for SINNERS!” Guess this episode shared how that rings true! Lmfao!!!!🤣😉

I didn’t know that Hawaiian 🌺 ppl love spam til I ate at a Hawaiian restaurant and was in shock discovering this amazing and amusing fact. Thanks for the and giggles 🤭 WAF!

Offer the following suggestions for the next biz to replace ‘Butt Drugs Pharmacy’ : 1. Butt Investigations 2. Butt Detailing 3. Butt Tech Repairs & Services 4. Butt (Love) Boutique 5. Butt Bakery 🧁

Another lol 😂 weirdAF News report from Jonsey 💯🤬👌

Those Highland Park, CA Ppl that complained about the Free Food Deliveries = Selfish Douchebags! They should have donated that to homeless shelters!

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Jonesy - why so jelly of loved animals? parents not show you love? seriously?! sad if you are not capable of loving and sharing the awesome unconditional love based relationship we in America can share with our beloved loyal affectionate ESAs PSAs Service Animals / Fur babies.

oh, and furthermore that video dog phone sounds like a great way for cheating male narcissistic whores to get theirfound out while the doggy mommy is away doing errands or working outside the house while theshe is married to is cheating on her the loyal loving dog puts the video call through to his mommy and shows her what the lazy is doing & who to unbeknownst to the cheating, narcissistic husband and whatever he’s fooling around with?! now that would be hilarious!!!😭

instead of hating on the dogs who are being treated like most people should treat other people why don’t we call out the systems and the people who are allowing other people to be treated like discarded rubbage in the middle of the street?! and stop picking on people who have suffered greatly because of douche bags and are preferring the company of animals and very wisely so! Thank You🙏

I love your humor. I have always been told I should be a comic. So I have been pondering in my little peasy mind, to sit around and talk to myself. I was thinking you tube. Now I am thinking podcast. Crazy. Thank you. Keep being you l love it. 💯🙃🙂🙃

Hennessey and Fresca sounds great!

The cream of the crop of weird news and one of my favorite podcasts! Comedian Jonesy slings today's weirdest stories from Florida, and the rest of this crazy world! Sometimes poignant, filled with mirth, and always hilarious! Five stars baby, five stars! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

One of my favorite podcasts, always a first listen when a new episode drops! ❤️❤️❤️