I know you're going to name the kid Billy Keyes.. just to torment me! Admit it, Herschel Perna!

"Will keys? WILL KEYS? Listen up fats! You come in here with your gold tooth and your dime farm and I tell you what, dumb. You ain't gotta look to be and over again to look sharp. Not in my book. Or books to be found in the library. Not on my watch! I gots lots of pennies don't make me a dime farmer!" -Michelle "kid sniffin" Perna

Michelangelo Perna, great grandmother of William "Will keys..?" Perna, was a humble man. He spoke in simple, straightforward terms.. he never deceived or left sentences unfinished. Put down the coloring book, Jeremiah Perna. Play times over. Will key what? What will the keys be doing in the near future? NOWS NOT THE TIME, MOM! I'M TRYING TO DETERMINE WHAT WILL KEYS BE DO!!! Signed, Jesus aka Tom Brady

Must be nice, Daniel "I'll never touch a sloppy dong" Perna. Will keys.. Something something... you know- The Thing! Will keys...tone!?! How can you drink that garbage? Lmao and people call me a loser! Imagine that! Imagine what will keys dooooo

....will keys...? Ball's in your court, T. Boone Perna. Maybe you mean the Florida Keys? Maybe you mean the metaphorical keys which unlock the secrets to bringing society back to a sense of normalcy? I will never understand your ramblings. Dont you see what you've done?! I will cease all manscaping until we know what will keys....(blank).......!? Also, Go Dolphins woooot

Will keys what!? WILL FUCKING KEYS WHAT?! ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION DANIEL "I'LL NEVER ANSWER THE QUESTION" PERNA