Slip N Slide Goat Ride: 1.FC Köln Postmatch Wrap

6,000 Werder supporters brought their A-game to the Domstadt, hoping to see the Green-Whites take points in a battle against a fellow relegation candidate, but sadly saw things derail before a half-hour had been played. 

The guys are here to discuss the match including the early penalty, the red card, the lineup, and Leo, always Leo. Christian didn't make it to the end, but Mio had to stay until Full Time.

Plus, is Samuel Mbangula the couch you got rent-to-own but can't sit on it because of a broken support? And did you know Köln had cheerleaders? 

Then they turn to the upcoming Nordderby and look for reasons to dislike HSV as well as reasons to have any hope. If all they're missing is the goals, do they have anything?

All these questions, probably, and technical difficulties, because it's been that kind of rookie season for the pod.