Episode 24: Marvel’s Preteen Masturbatory Aid

2026-07-21

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Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! For some hot summer "fun" we take a peek into some of the images inside Marvel's 1993 Swimsuit Special: Big Fun on Monster Island. Take a trip to wet dream paradise and join Jude and Bree while they're forced to describe the images Dan sends them. Discover the images that kickstarted thousands of prepubescent boners! It's not quite as steamy as Hot Swine Summer, but ...

Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!

For some hot summer "fun" we take a peek into some of the images inside Marvel's 1993 Swimsuit Special: Big Fun on Monster Island. Take a trip to wet dream paradise and join Jude and Bree while they're forced to describe the images Dan sends them. Discover the images that kickstarted thousands of prepubescent boners! It's not quite as steamy as Hot Swine Summer, but it'll do!

Remember, masturbators, if anyone asks you what comics they should read, be sure to tell them the 90s Never Happened!

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