08/11/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 💆‍♂️ DRAKE’S MASSEUSE SCAM & 🤰 FANTASY FOOTBALL PREGNANCY PANIC

We’re diving into the "Iceman’s" latest finesse as Drake reportedly blames his massage therapist for his sudden obsession with Karol G’s waistline—but the crew isn't buying the story for a second. The Homie Helpline gets absolutely unhinged as listeners call in with the most diabolical fantasy football punishments, including a full drag photo shoot and a guy forced to pick up numbers at a gay bar. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we noticed Klay Thompson trying to stay "low-key" in a hat at the OC Fair while on a very public date with a mystery woman. Plus, we’re sounding the alarm on "chaffa" squishy toys that might be toxic and celebrating Punch the Monkey, the zoo’s favorite "step-dad" who finally got his revenge on the bullies. Finally, we debate if taking a girl to the fair is officially a "date" or if you're just a "friend" who's really good at winning stuffed animals.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🙂‍↕️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:38) Scrolling

(8:14) Homie Helpline

(19:42) Chisme

(23:33) Money Moves

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