Join us as we unravel part two of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971 ft. Gene Wilder) **where children shall be put in harms way, a terrifying tunnel scene will scar generations to come, and Oompa-Loompas will come to Wonka's defense through the use of song and dance. T
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Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
Goo Goo Clusters: https://fox17.com/news/local/goo-goo-clusters-reopening-in-november-after-2m-transformation-now-offers-boozy-drinks-willy-wonke-nashville-tennessee-broadway-tourism
Aldi Giveaway: https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/16574024/aldi-willy-wonka-style-giveaway-golden-tickets-chocolate-bars/
Timothee Chalamet Zodiac Reading: https://nypost.com/article/timothee-chalamet-birth-chart/
Timestamps
00:00 The Wonka Rapture is nigh.
01:10 Wonka Watch: Wonka-esque candy store Goo Goo Clusters in Nashville reopens after a $2 million makeover. Aldi hosts Willy Wonka contest with 25 Golden Tickets hidden in their chocolate bars with cash prizes. Timothee Chalamet's birth chart reading suggests Wonka could be his greatest role yet.
7:22 Breaking down the 1971 Willy Wonka movie part 2: Entering the chocolate factory.
8:09 Reviewing the Gene Wilder somersault.
9:11 We enter the factory and instantly feel unsettled.
11:35 The Chocolate Room, "Pure Imagination," Oompa-Loompas, and a terrifying chocolate river.
21:33 Augustus Gloop and the first Oompa-Loompa song.
23:54 The tunnel scene lol buckle up.
30:00 Enter the inventing room. Would you want an Ever-Lasting Gobstopper? "Violet's turning violet!"
37:22 The Fizzy Lifting Room. Grandpa Joe is a piece of shit.
40:04 The Bad Eggs. Puppets vs. real geese. Best performance of the movie from Veruca Salt?
43:23 An unnecessary train ride on the Wonka Mobile through a pocket dimension.
44:49 Mike Teavee's Black Mirror episode.
48:00 Charlie is the last kid standing. Wonka's half-assed office. "YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY, SIR." Charlie's redemption. Slugworth is revealed. An almost deadly elevator ride.
56:02 Our final thoughts on this entire Goo Goo Cluster fuck of a movie.
59:58 Wonka Prequel Predictions. Elaine: Willy Wonka will constantly be doing small magic tricks throughout the movie. Felicia: Willy Wonka will make a gadget that helps his parental figure cook breakfast.
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114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka?
113 - Listenerpalooza 3
112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric
111 - The Movie Novelization
110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Wonka Watch
109 - How Well Did We Predict Wonka?
108 - WONKA HAS BEEN WATCHED
107 - Our Final Pre-Wonka Reflection
106 - Wonka Premiere
105 - Discussing the Wonka Clips
104 - Timothée Chalamet Was On SNL
103 - Solving the Official Wonka Movie Mad Libs
102 - The Movie That Wonka Is Homaging, Delicatessen
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