Sometimes you look back on your life and realize that you've grown into someone else. That along the way you learned new things about this world that changed your perspective.
Here at Wonka Watch, we realized we had changed. We had climbed a Fudge Mountain, turned around, and saw our reflection in the sugar-covered hills, 'til the Timothee Chalamet landslide brought us down into a deep well of despair and truth.
This episode is full of retractions, cringey high school videos, music theory, and seeds of hope for Wonka as we finally accept and support Mr. Chalamet as Young Willy Wonka.
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Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
Wonka Set Shut-down: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/16800279/filming-charlie-chocolate-factory-wonka-covid/
Goo Goo Clusters: https://www.southernliving.com/travel/goo-goo-cluster-store-nashville
Tiny Horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=182&v=z53ZoWGZtyw&feature=emb_logo
Sweet Charity, Timothee's High School Musical:
https://youtu.be/ALwHJdDkYUU
Statistics: https://youtu.be/BvWefB4NGGI
Timmy T Freestyle (Watch At Own Risk): https://youtu.be/F5-f5LMa9_U
Talent Show 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ck8fv6iW3E
Talent Show 2: https://youtu.be/HoHs1pzFlGo
Timothee Chalamet Flirting with Keke Palmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI2LC_E8zZg
Robert Pattinson and Timothee Chalamet in the King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSWATt5x8o
Timestamps
00:37 A three act tragedy of an intro originally from an episode we decided to trash.
2:47 So, here's what happened to that episode you will never hear lmao.
7:39 Wonka Watch: Wonka filming DELAYED. Goo Goo Clusters is open after renovation!
15:15 We're going to review Timothee's discography, starting with his SNL performance of Tiny Horse.
19:40 A high school musical performance that's . . . good?
21:42 Lil Timmy-Tim's rap history. Let's start with the infamous Statistics video.
25:21 Free-style rap from Lil Timtimtimmy.
26:17 Timothee's school had talent shows and he went hard. Here's the first one.
28:24 Talent Show round two, what we call his "Super Bowl show."
32:13 Our Timothee Chalamet origin stories. How did we know him prior to Wonka?
43:40 Lil Timmy-Tim flirts with Keke Palmer.
48:49 Felicia tried to explain our podcast to someone with mixed results. We then enter a "Wonka Well."
54:11 We support you, Timothee Chalamet. We formally retract all uninformed takes.
54:46 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Wonka will get tap shoes. Rusty Goffe (head Oompa-Loompa from 1971 movie) will get a cameo or somehow be involved in the movie. Elaine: Wonka will make a chocolate item that will have serious consequences and is the final straw, what makes him an outcast.
56:26 Up next: We review the Johnny Wonka movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric
111 - The Movie Novelization
110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Wonka Watch
109 - How Well Did We Predict Wonka?
108 - WONKA HAS BEEN WATCHED
107 - Our Final Pre-Wonka Reflection
106 - Wonka Premiere
105 - Discussing the Wonka Clips
104 - Timothée Chalamet Was On SNL
103 - Solving the Official Wonka Movie Mad Libs
102 - The Movie That Wonka Is Homaging, Delicatessen
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