We hope you swipe right on this episode despite it’s mega swipe-left vibes. In our never ending spiral into the Wonka Well, we have officially peaked (or hit rock bottom??) and decided to circle back on Wonka’s love life. We asked the question no one has dared ask: What would Willy Wonka’s dating profile be like in 2022? We analyze all 12 Wonkas and create profiles for them. The fact that this is a sentence is wild lololol.
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Timestamps
00:00
3.26 Wonka Watch: The counterfeit Wonka candies continues! Felicia was caught unawares by a Wonka scene in The Simpsons’ parody of Succession.
6:37 A review of dating apps prepping for making Willy Wonka his own profile. A review of the dating profile archetypes.
12:16 Let’s make some profiles for our Wonkas!
29:27 Our takeaways.
30:15 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Young Wonka will match-make two elders together. Elaine: One of the song lyrics will use the word “rain.”
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode Three Teaser
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode 2 Museum Teaser
Now Entering Clatfartburg: The First 15 Minutes of Episode One
115 - The WonkAwards: A Wonka Watch Finale
Watch Wonka With Wonka Watch - A Wonka (2023) Commentary Track
114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka?
113 - Listenerpalooza 3
112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric
111 - The Movie Novelization
110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review
The Best of Wonka Watch News
ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Wonka Watch
109 - How Well Did We Predict Wonka?
108 - WONKA HAS BEEN WATCHED
107 - Our Final Pre-Wonka Reflection
106 - Wonka Premiere
105 - Discussing the Wonka Clips
104 - Timothée Chalamet Was On SNL
103 - Solving the Official Wonka Movie Mad Libs
102 - The Movie That Wonka Is Homaging, Delicatessen
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