EP 167 - NFL Week 17 Picks, Christmas Bets + Paige’s Picks

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🎄 Merry Christmas from Tanks & Tuddies — and we’re coming in HOT for NFL Week 17.

Jake just went a perfect 4-0 last week, The Model is on a 4-0 heater, and the Data Backed Model crushed again — so we’re loading the sleigh with locks, longshots, parlays, and touchdown scorers for one of the most chaotic weeks of the NFL season.

In Episode 167, we break down our NFL Week 17 picks, including:

Jake’s best locks and longshots after a massive bounce-back week

Austin staying hot on moneyline longshots (almost .500 👀)

Christmas-week NFL bets, totals, and spreads

A festive 4-leg parlay, TD scorers, and Paige’s Picks

Playoff chaos, Lions heartbreak, Packers survival, and late-season madness

Whether you’re betting the holiday slate, chasing playoff edges, or just here for laughs and heaters, this episode has everything you need before kickoff.

🎅 Bet smart 🎁 Bet responsibly 🍞 Let’s make some bread

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