We Got 99 Problems & The Pitch Is One

Your host Andy, Ant and Dun cover off a start to the year as patchy as the Loftus Road pitch...

- Pitch looks a bit ropey

- Double trouble for R's vs 23rd place Canaries,

- Sargent Scores, Makama Marauds

- Amadou Amadoes it again, adds to his goal tally with a screamer (& bad keeping)

- Pitch somehow looks even ropier than 4 days prior

- Burrell torments the 24th placed minusmen of Sheffield early, notches 10th of season after 12 mins

- Does Hamstring after 18 mins.

- Why can't we have nice things?

- Joins Morrison, Varane and Poku in the treatment room and it's only half time

- Barry Bloody Bannon grabs the game by the scruff of the neck

- Kolli's folly turns to Kolli's Jolly - Rayan Rayses Rangers with two great goals in the last 10 mins

- Opportunity now knows for Kolli. Can he secure his spot in the team

- Concentrate! Why do we concede immediately either side of half time

- West Ham Woes vs Wolves. Can the R's take advantage of a team in trouble?

- Probably not: Key men will be missing

- Ronnie Watch. Where is he? He's not playing for the Saints

- Anyone coming in through the open window?

- That pitch. Is it to blame for the injuries? Is it going to get worse as the season goes on? Will be have any players left if it does?

- The American are Coming. MLS stars coming to the Championship

- Kelman hits form in time for our visit to the Valley

- Good Paul Smyth news: Contract Extension

- Bad Paul Smyth News: Online Abuse. JUST STOP IT

- Hear Former Mayor Adams for the last time.

- We remember some lads. (Includes added QPR Chief Scout)

- Ant's Kit Korner - This one is an Icon

- Oh God, It's FA Cup prediction. Surely no one is stupid enough to predict a Schaffer. Are they?

- Jacob finally listened and cut out the French, however, he's added German. Sigh

- Dun's Festive Fun continues: The Bad Pitch XI (Oh, OK Squad)

-Hear Andy try to turf Dun out early

- West Ham Meet Up Details

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