Sponsored by Ray’s Lawn Mowers-- Southern Beauty Pageants

Because we wanted to have the absolute maximum amount of hate mail that any podcast has ever had in their first season of being live, we decided to talk about the rhinestone accentuated glory of Southern Beauty Pageants. It's all in here, folks, so step on down if you ever participated in any of these and have the scars and first runner-up trophies to prove it.