173. The Chaos Report & 50 Cent Energy Pls

Paige survived the holidays, barely, and she’s here with the full chaos report: One of the Pedros got high, the other had a booty problem, and she whines about the worst pedicure of all time. She’s thrifting now, she’s over everyone’s nonsense, and she’s stepping into 2026 with shameless 50 Cent energy and a Cookie Lyon soundtrack. Happy New Year, I guess.

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