Matt becomes famous! Chris tells history’s most ridiculous lie! Both bros save the day with secret messages only Carlos can understand! It’s another trip to Yeti Town for another holiday season, and you better believe Krampus has a new challenge for the dudes!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Present He Got Matt for Xmas, K.I. just does jazz improvisation now, and Krampus has a big presentation to give the board and nothing to show! It’s a CHOOSEMAS EMERGENCY!
https://archive.org/download/270_20231225/270.mp3 O, Krampus BeastOn Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter King
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