I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Have you ever met a Kestochalian? Actually, you might have. They're sort of lovely, except when you want to thump them on the snoot. Which, to be fair, is true of a lot of living things. Also my computer. Which, if it had a snoot, would have been thoroughly thumped on today.
ANYWAY, we made something for you, and if you've ever made a huge Sunday meal, this is kind of like that. We slaved all day, it'll be over in 20 minutes, and then we start over. Do I sound crabby? I feel kind of crabby.
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Thanks to Stan Sitzman for the "doffing of gas mask" noise, and Chris Nadolny Gourley for the cocktail umbrella sound!
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episode ninety-two: A Midsummer Night's ... whatever the hell this is
episode ninety-one: Measuring tape awareness day
episode ninety: Science makes me affectionate
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episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter?
episode eighty-six: Spike the gargling cow
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episode eighty-four: Would it help if I spoke stupid?
episode eighty-three: In short, she is baked
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