Offcuts: There’s a Mouse in My Car, Drag Queen Trademark Wars & Are You Scared of Failing or Being Seen Failing?

Hey Lifers! Welcome to your little weekend snack!

We kick things off with a very pressing issue: Laura thinks there's a mouse living in the roof of her car. Keeshia shares her own rodent origin story where she spent her honours year in a biomedical research lab dosing rats with very high quality drugs. Laura's mouse had a rougher life. We also revisit the great childhood mouse escape where approximately 15 pet mice gnawed through their cage and moved into the family home, which did not end well for them.

Then we get into it:

• Uber has dropped its Lost and Found Index for 2026, and the list does not disappoint.
• Patagonia the brand vs Pattie Gonia the drag queen & the trademark war that's taken over everyone's algorithm.
• Ballmaxxing. Men are injecting saline into their scrotums at home to make their testicles firmer, rounder, and more even. Is this actually so different from what women have been doing for years?
• Is it the fear of failure, or is it the fear of people watching you fail?

TIMESTAMPS

• 0:00 — Britt's on holidays, Laura & Keeshia are running the show (nom noms still on ice)
• 0:50 — Laura has a mouse in her car. Two days in.
• 6:37 — Uber's Lost & Found Index 2026
• 11:28 — Patagonia the brand vs Pattie Gonia the drag queen
• 24:30 — Ballmaxxing (sorry)
• 32:08 — "Is it the fear of failure, or the fear of people watching you fail?"

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Hosted by Laura Byrne & Keeshia Pettit

Produced by Keeshia Pettit

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