Today, we are hosted (with our shoes ON) in Andrew Walsh’s and Luke Burbank’s Riverside room! That’s right, it’s another TMBTL of the Dog, our signature Text Me Back x Too Beautiful to Live crossover!
And who could say why, but the theme of the episode bubbled organically to the surface, and it’s BOYS. Football, baseball, basketball, Richard Sherman, Rob Lowe, Billy Bob Thornton. Andrew Walsh. Luke Burbank. A veritable smorgasbord of fellas!
Also headlining: We nominate who among this quad will inherit Andy Rooney’s post as national curmudgeon. We’re TIRED of bagging our own groceries! WHY are people making parking so hard??? Cast your votes now for your lovable Rooney replacement!!!! Text or call us at the Best Friend Party Phone (703) 829-0003.
Plus, Lindy is an INFLUENCER now??? Tune in to hear how she stunt-casts her book Adult Braces (available for pre-order now). Who will be playing Lindy in the film version of the book? Margot Robbie in a fat suit! Meryl Streep in a Grimace costume!!! Brittany Broski?? You busy rn? Zendaya? This has got to go viral asap so please comment like subscribe with your thoughts on who YOU would cast. Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com
And don’t you dare leave the c(HAT) early, because Luke and Andrew share a segment they’re calling “Hats Entertainment” (HAT).
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