After finishing his morning cup of simple syrup, Willy Wonka headed straight to the delivery truck with a box tucked under his arm containing six chocolate bars. They would be shipped across space and time (”Take that, FedEx!”) to six particular people. The one thing they have in common?
They are all characters played by Timothée Chalamet.
What lies in store for our brave factory goers? Which Timmy will triumph? What is Wonka up to?
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Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
Counterfeit Wonka Bars: https://www.foodandwine.com/news/fake-wonka-bars-uk
Timothee Chalamet in Hostiles: https://youtu.be/vFKfWeKKdXQ
Timestamps
00:00 Willy Wonka decides it’s time to open his factory once more. The Golden Ticket winners have one thing in common though . . . They are all Timothée Chalamet characters! Who will win?
5:55 Wonka Watch: Counterfeit Wonka Bars are being made by unregistered businesses and were sold for YEARS without anyone knowing (??).
10:47 We meet our Timmys!
16:41 Zefferelli’s fate in the factory.
22:58 Dune, Dune, DUUUNEEE!
29:29 Mmk, losers, step aside for the coolest boi ever, Kyle from Lady Bird.
32:25 Oh la, la! Pour petit Philippe Dejardin.
37:47 Our final two seal their fate.
43:31 The Loser’s fate.
44:02 The Winner takes it all!
49:15 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Wonka is an only child. Elaine: Someone will sing a song where there’s a high note coming, and you’re not sure they’re going to be able to hit it, and then they kinda doe but with lots of sound engineering.
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode Three Teaser
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode 2 Museum Teaser
Now Entering Clatfartburg: The First 15 Minutes of Episode One
115 - The WonkAwards: A Wonka Watch Finale
Watch Wonka With Wonka Watch - A Wonka (2023) Commentary Track
114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka?
113 - Listenerpalooza 3
112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric
111 - The Movie Novelization
110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review
The Best of Wonka Watch News
ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Wonka Watch
109 - How Well Did We Predict Wonka?
108 - WONKA HAS BEEN WATCHED
107 - Our Final Pre-Wonka Reflection
106 - Wonka Premiere
105 - Discussing the Wonka Clips
104 - Timothée Chalamet Was On SNL
103 - Solving the Official Wonka Movie Mad Libs
102 - The Movie That Wonka Is Homaging, Delicatessen
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