Pumpheads Ep. 59 - Clear Eyes, Spread Holes (Vanderpump Rules S12E9)

Lara and Carey discuss the unrelenting pull of WhatNot, the latest Oura ring-busting episode of Industry, Lara’s tried and true Bitcoin approach, Red Rooms as the movie of our decade, OnlyFans University, the horror of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, and more.

Back on VPR, Big Central California continues its propaganda as the crew wakes up from their bacchanal in SLO for a day of wine tasting. After some double headed dildo shenanigans, the boys pile onto the party bus as Angelica tried to whip the girls into her slut-shaming frenzy. Natalie is pelted by a rogue wave of red wine and Jason finally snaps, calling Angelica out and addressing Spread Hole Inc*st gate once and for all. Audrey, defending her budding romance with Chris, tries to pick apart Angelica’s accusations as she contends with lingering discomfort over her new man’s business ventures.

Meanwhile in WeHo, Lisa hosts the 8th annual World Dog Day, furthering her long term plan of staging a coup and taking over West Hollywood. Back at the Paso Robles house, Shayne calls it quits with Angelica, attempting to avoid being pulled further into her fembot chaouse. But Angelica, still programmed to complete her mission of heteronormative oppression, doesn’t give up that easy, allowing herself to be offered up as a sacrificial lamb in VPR’s classic humiliation ritual. We have served.

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