Chapter 2: Being Santa / Nick’s F*ck Up

Being a mall Santa is hard work – harder than you might think. There’s a lot to know, such as what not to eat. Nick learned on the job, a trial by fire, full of screaming children, piss, and vomit.

And there was that brief time – the only time – when Nick actually liked Christmas, but he screwed that up, about as epically as you can!

“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up is written and performed by Phil Rickaby.

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Music in this episode were excerpts from: “Krampus Workshop” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Oh Christmas Tree” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“There is Romance” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

“Jingle Bells” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Some sound effects from zapsplat.com

Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/snatbfu

“Saint” Nick and the Big F*ck Up by Phil Rickaby is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0