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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce american editorialist, journal ist, short story writer.

“The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night” “To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.”
Otto von Bismarck

I found university a little dispiriting. I thought I would enter the great halls of Plato, but instead I entered the halls of an intellectual sausage factory. I wanted to do something not on the main course, and chose the environment.
Bjorn Lomborg

"Don't tie your dog to a leash of sausages."
French proverb

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A. P. Herbert

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney

Men are far better than women at cooking. With just two eggs, one sausage and bit of milk, a man can fill a woman's tummy for nine months。