Ho ho ho!!!!!We know your horse is lean and lank without fresh BBWs in your ears this cold December, but we don’t want you to be too upsot. You’ve all been sooo good this year that we’ve decided to give you two really special gifts: 1) The first gift is knowing your BBWs are taking some time off and are in full festering mode on their respective couches and floorbeds.2) And the second little gift is a delicious re-air of a Pledge Drive ep with perfect angel Alice Wetterlund. We’re talking about Snake of the Week: Florida Edition 🐍AND Tw...
Ho ho ho!!!!!
We know your horse is lean and lank without fresh BBWs in your ears this cold December, but we don’t want you to be too upsot. You’ve all been sooo good this year that we’ve decided to give you two really special gifts:
1) The first gift is knowing your BBWs are taking some time off and are in full festering mode on their respective couches and floorbeds.
2) And the second little gift is a delicious re-air of a Pledge Drive ep with perfect angel Alice Wetterlund. We’re talking about Snake of the Week: Florida Edition 🐍AND Two Minutes Hate 😤
If you missed our Pledge Drive lives on Youtube for some unthinkable/unknowable reason, we’re happy to get you caught up on the lore. BTW because it’s mentioned throughout this ep, our BBLS for BBWS tote is totally available! Become a BBW in 2026 with us. Also how cute is this little tray??? This is one of those things that sits on your bedside table and you see it every morning and it brings a little smile to your face and your stress-wrinkles smooth out over time and people start asking what your secret to youth is and you suspect it’s because this magical joyful little tray but that sounds crazy so you just say something like “lucky genes I guess” but it actually IS the little tray for your little items. You deserve a special tray that basically functions as botox. If you want the little tray, get the little tray, babes.
We miss you more than ever. Text us, why dontcha? Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.
LYLAS MUAH.
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!
- Check out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLIST
- Lisa Eldridge - New Wave lip stick
- Track the original “is having the same face weird” convo Lindy and Meagan Violate the Sacred Listener Trust
- Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
- Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
- Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
- Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:
“It's so fun, entertaining, and interesting to listen to Lindy and Meagan laugh together and feel like I'm visiting their friendship. I also like the smart conversation, political, and non-political and the ridiculous silliness. Thank you.”
VGDSVHRBKI YOU ARE MORE THAN A VISITOR–YOU ARE NOW A PERMANENT RESIDENT OF OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
Connect with Alice Wetterlund:
- Follow her on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alicewetterlund
- Follow her on IG
- Check out her stand-up tour
STUFF TO CHECK OUT:
- Meagan’s Super Secular Spectacular Xmas playlist
- Check out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube!
- Enjoy German caroling in Indiana!
- Not too late to buy yourself a BBLS for BBWS tote! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there!
- Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
- Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
- NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
- Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
- Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
- Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
- Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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