Speed dealers, an unflattering carcass, cooked cookie buckets and gendered snoring

We’re kicking off the 'F**k It, It’s Christmas' energy early - and it’s all happening.

We unpack Brodie’s full transformation into wifey territory with her new man, along with her Official Sand Etiquette for the beach this summer.

Plus, the ongoing AirDrop hassles pushing us to the brink, and the growing realisation that we need to book a rage room ASAP.