Botox, Backspasms & Demon Twinks

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Welcome to Season 3 of Unfamously Unwell! We're kicking things off with a bang as we dive into what might be our most chaotic episode yet.

Remember when Kaleb dabbled in witchcraft to help me land my dream job? The spell worked so well that I not only got the position but also scored a raise before even starting. We're talking candles, crystals, milk offerings, and magical aftershocks that apparently got me everything I asked for. Should I be worried about Kaleb's newfound powers? Probably.

The heart of this episode revolves around Kaleb's 27th birthday celebration in Portland—an absolute disaster that somehow still makes for an incredible story. Picture this: a friend fresh from the hospital with his medical bracelet still on, me with a back spasm so severe I needed a walking stick (which led everyone to think I was blind), and a night that included Hooter Girl costumes, friends getting cut off before ordering drinks, emotional breakdowns in Airbnb bedrooms, and hookups in teepee-themed rooms. It was meant to be a celebration but turned into what can only be described as beautiful chaos.

Between the laughs, we get vulnerable about turning 27—finding a sense of home after years on autopilot, making intentional decisions rather than just following a predetermined path, and dealing with that internal conflict between logical choices and gut feelings about where life should go next. Meanwhile, Kyle opens up about adjusting to his new job while fighting off that persistent imposter syndrome voice telling him he doesn't belong.

We've decided to shift to a bi-weekly release schedule for Season 3, so mark your calendars for new episodes every other week! Connect with us on Instagram @unfamouslyunwell or shoot us an email with your own stories—we'd love to feature them in upcoming episodes!