Fake Headlines Podcast 99:
Deep Sea Dish
This week the Dillons chat about pizza, squirrels, cats, granny’s, butts and more pizza! They also discuss weird news headlines they may or may not have made up. And also more pizza. And---Oh yeah, Happy Halloween Fake Friends!
Fake Headlines Podcast is a weekly comedy news podcast featuring a husband & wife riffing on absurd news with some made up headlines thrown into the mix! We don't know what headlines ahead of time that the other person has prepared, and we see where the conversation takes us.
THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES:
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Retired Home-marker Finds New Career As Zoom Grandma
This Is Not A Drill: Coffee Pizza Is Here To Improve Your Morning 1000 Percent
World’s First Microrobot to Operate Inside Living Butthole
Divers Discover Possible Underwater Vortex
This is Nuts! A Stowaway Squirrel Flies First Class Coast to Coast
Giant 2,000-year-old cat found etched into desert hillside in Peru
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