It's the episode absolutely nobody asked for -- we discuss The Smurfs 2 having never seen or even read a synopsis of the first one. Have you ever watched a kids' movie and thought 'man this would be way better if the child did nothing at all and the adults had the whole adventure'? Neither have we! Because it's actually worse!
Featuring: more celebrity deaths, natal smurf hair, a completely nonsensical duck pun, and an uncomfortable glimpse at Papa's true social agenda
Movie: The Smurfs 2 (2013)
Director: Raja Gosnell
Rating: maybe, once, in the right context
intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie
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