On the podcast this week:
As well as the quote: “the nitrates in the deceased people erode the pitch” you join us as Matt finds out LIVE about Nottingham Forest’s points deduction being upheld, we discuss Leeds United’s play-off hopes, someone is sat in Balsa’s stool and Matt has a sideboard delivered.
Elsewhere… Matt plays us his new theme tune, find out why Jon might need to buy Matt’s Mother, Jack Grealish reads one of the great poems of our time
AND Matt is dismissive about the quality of Bruce Springsteen’s output
Plus… we hypothesise what would happen If Matt and Jon made Thelma and Louise or went on Celebrity Hunted and Jon tries to stop his daughter from being a grass.
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S1 EP 38: "Nobody Is Shagging at a Matt Forde Gig"/Protein Plums
S1 EP 37: "You Read Italian Like You're On a Bouncy Castle"
S1 EP 36: “Nuns, Bananas & Jockeys”
S1 EP 35: “Are you a Cryptobro?”
S1 EP 34: “You’ve Eaten More Spring Onions Than You’ve Seen Goals…”
S1 EP 32: Future Egg
S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”
S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."
S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”
S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"
S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...
S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”
S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”
S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”
S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard
S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?
S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"
S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples
S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"
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