One‑Armed Bandit of the Cosmos: Billy’s Back

Welcome to a delightfully unhinged follow‑up to our Billy Meier & FIGU saga (Season 4, Episodes 59, 61, and 63).

Strap yourselves into the beamship, we're rocketing straight into Billy’s newest cosmic fever dream. This week we're doing a 'dramatic' reading of Billy's latest contact report—an intergalactic casserole of dwarf galaxies, alien refugees, population statistics from space accountants, and Quetzal’s increasingly desperate attempts to get a word in while Billy monologues like the universe’s most self‑assured improv student.

We revisit some of BEAM's predictions, marvel at his galaxy‑sized confidence, and explore why the Plejaren allegedly talk only to Billy (spoiler: spiritual prerequisites, baby). It’s a return to the FIGU‑verse that proves Billy’s imagination remains the most active extraterrestrial presence in Switzerland.