Soft Girls, Hard World

The boys warm up the vocal cords and the feels. Ian claims his Will Arnett era, Johnny side-eyes, and we all pick our 16–32 bars: “When the Children Are Asleep,” “Joanna,” and “Ilona” make an appearance. From there we get into Election Day hope, why musicals always eat, and how the internet’s rage cycle is starving real community. We unpack soft girl/soft wife life vs trad wife grit, talk SNAP cuts and actual neighbor-to-neighbor kindness, and remember what cheering at the marathon (or just running errands with friends) can do for a soul. Less cop, more community; put down the phone, pick up your people. Plus: checking bags as self-care, executive dysfunction confessions, and a teaser for next week’s return to mess—love, sex, friendship, and a little Lily Allen discourse. Tune in, breathe out, and let the ball keep boop-boop-bouncing!