The Bears Go Up In Smoke | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2026-05-04

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tim and Bart go up in smoke, sharing cigars together as they talk about whatever floats around in their collective heads. They talk about fat guy problems, before going into Tiger Woods' spiraling personal life. The Bears also walk down memory lane, comparing the infamous fat Bert pitching photo to one of him recently, and the drastic change is pretty staggering. They also unpack the text exchange between a student and the teacher sister of influencer Noah Beck, share some wild drug stories, and check out a clip of Doug Stanhope roasting a city council. Also the 2 Bears 5k is coming up! Hope you been training.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 328

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:56 - Fat Guy Problems

00:09:23 - Tiger Woods & Cigars

00:21:23 - Pitching Fat Pictures

00:29:30 - Noah Beck's Sister's Texts

00:43:40 - Age Differences

00:47:12 - Girl Talk