Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom’s House Ep. 869

2026-07-22

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Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship.

They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 869

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses

00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam

00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney

00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night

00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes

00:32:14 - Pastor Manning

00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories

00:45:58 - Kinky Unc