1x03 - What The Health?!

From essential oils to capital punishment to the health benefits of fast food, we're focusing on your wellbeing.

Can owning a cat can lead to a longer life (for you, not the cat)? We're talking about it meow on WHAT THE HEALTH? Then, Grace Hubberstafforford investigates the latest viral marketing campaign for horror series THE PURGE. Is a long life a cruel and unusual punishment? We report. Martin Zendler (voiced by The Modern Rogue himself Brian Brushwood) cooks up some grime in the soda machine and killer bees at Madam Ka-Prow's Thai Bistro. All that, plus Paul gets a cat, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE - Himself

LEANN - Rebecca Johnson

GRIMM ACE -  Peter Price DEADPAN MAN - Michael Lucero BALL PIT MAN - Roberto Villegas BALL PIT CHILD - Dorkface Delroy ELIZABETH CHAMBERS - Anne Marie DeSimone MCDONALD'S CREW MEMBER - Bobby Hawke ELLA FITZPATRICK - Anne Marie DeSimone BARBARA GORMLY - Monica Jones DEBRA DAWNSTAR - Anne Marie DeSimone BRYSON - Dorkface & Doofy Delroy DOCTOR LOU LARO - Adam Paulauski TONY THOMAS -Peter Price ANNOUNCER - Roberto Villegas MARTIN ZENDLER - Brian Brushwood BEEKEEPER - Tim Delroy THELMA MINKS - Anne Marie DeSimone BIRDMAN STAN - Bobby Hawke GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD - Wynn Mercere MITZI MOON - Hope Mullinax BRANDON BASHEM - Charles Johnson MR. FREEZE 7-UP - Tim Delroy

MUSIC

Bama Country Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Drankin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Sci-Fi - https://www.bensound.com

Jazz Comedy - https://www.bensound.com

Straight - https://www.bensound.com

Space 1990 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/+

Tenderness - https://www.bensound.com

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