Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).
We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)
When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)
Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.
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#625 Biden smiles sickly at my conviction
#624 White Chicks (preview)
#623 This post is for illustrative purposes and did not actually occur
#622 No, my tears taste like intelligence. Something you are missing. (preview)
#621 He was murdered but it was NOT about race
#620 The Sixpence None The Richer you grew up with no longer exists.(preview)
#619 Lord Baden-Powell is puking in his grave.
#618 MackleLESS (preview)
#617 Yes Use your Race on Leftists OK
#616 Campus Capers (preview)
#615 You people are in a humiliation ritual and don’t even care
#613 The Beatles never would’ve done “punk” because they’re like “well, we know more than 3 chords”
#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)
#611 It’s Civil War (2024) Time
#610 Marge Forms A Union w/Talking Simpsons (preview)
#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?
#608 Based Baby Factory w/Ani
#607 White Man’s Burden (1995) w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)
#606 Watch the Replies…
#605 Property Ownership is at the core of our ethnicity (preview)
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