Fast Five 42 | The Ham Shield, Demon Carpets & T-1000’s TikTok

2026-05-27

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Welcome to Fast Five #42! Have you ever thought about how bad VHS tracking actually made movies better.Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's feature film, True Love. After our recap, Jon unearths a deeply traumatic childhood memory: the 90s Lunchables "Ham Shield"With Harrison's 1954 Coupe Chrysler MeatWagon in full neutral drop, we grind the metal rims down to sparks and jump into this week's Fast Five lineupEstate Sale: A couple buys an off-the-grid house and gets...

Welcome to Fast Five #42! Have you ever thought about how bad VHS tracking actually made movies better.

Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's feature film, True Love. After our recap, Jon unearths a deeply traumatic childhood memory: the 90s Lunchables "Ham Shield"

With Harrison's 1954 Coupe Chrysler MeatWagon in full neutral drop, we grind the metal rims down to sparks and jump into this week's Fast Five lineup

Estate Sale: A couple buys an off-the-grid house and gets invited to a creepy local estate sale... only to discover they are selling humans, and the horrifying twist is that the humans want to be sold

Creature of my dreams: A man goes to sleep and has normal dreams, but slowly realizes his dreams are bleeding into reality. It might seem great at first, but soon he has to figure out how to stop it

All this from a slice of gabagoool: The highly anticipated sequel to The Hustle is Real! A guy takes a job at an Italian deli with a side hustle moving rolled-up carpets... but the carpets actually have demons rolled up inside them

Bloom: A man visits his hometown during the annual "blooming season" only to realize that the residents are terrifyingly enthralled by the local flowers

Going Up: After a brutal performance review in Hell, a condemned soul gets a rare second chance to return to Earth

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00:00 - Intro

01:45 - Recap: True Love

11:59 - Beer Of The Week

14:38 - Ad Break: Sort Of

17:19 - Beer #1: Estate Sale

24:04 - Beer #2: Creatures of My Dreams