What would it look like to Win the Pandemic? Comedian Alyssa Westerlund breaks up with her boyfriend at the beginning of Lockdown, and she’s been dealing with the loneliness and depression of a deep-in-COVID world with Ayahuasca, DMT and blueberry smoothies. Then one sizzling August night, she’s dancing naked in her living room when she feels her much younger neighbor’s eyes on her. He confesses that he’s in awe of her after listening to her having sex with strangers for years, and soon they’re chatting, playfully eating ice cubes off/out of each other and doing push-ups. He’s only 21 and she still doesn’t know his name, but they have a standing date for a twice a week bang - and that means things are looking up. #MeetYourNeighbor #HeatWave #BestSexOf2020 #BusinessmansTrip
Song: ’Naughty Girl Blues’ (Queen Herby)
About our Storyteller:
Alyssa Westerlund's sweet, innocent looks belie her wicked sense of humor and spot on delivery. She inspires women and melts men, like toy soldiers in the microwave. Alyssa's stories will rip your guts out, tear your heart to pieces, grab you by the genitalia and not let go until you're in stitches.
Oh, and join our Patreon (at any level) and you can watch the video of Alyssa’s story, TOO:
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Episode links:
Please consider a donation of any amount to Bawdy Storytelling. The past 3 years have been financially devastating to this show, so your gift of any size can help keep us going. Other live events and venues are dropping like flies around us, and your generosity can help us weather the storm.
Our donation links are:
BuyMeACoffee: buymeacoff.ee/bawdy
Venmo: Venmo.com/BawdyStorytelling
Paypal: paypal.me/bawdystorytelling
Zelle: BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com
CashApp: $DixieDeLaTour
Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU!
What’s the Best way to support Bawdy? By becoming a Patreon member. This means that you’ll provide ongoing monthly support to your favorite show and podcast. Join Bawdy’s Patreon now and you’ll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your monthly membership ensures that we can continue. Become a Member now at
https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
My forthcoming Substack ’The Dixie Ramble' is at
https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe
What is Substack?
"What is Substack" is a question with a deceptively simple answer. Yes, it's an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc). But it's also much more than that. Substack is known for its hands-off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform’s lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers”. https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/
(My Substack launch has been delayed by my life’s latest calamity, but it’ll start soon)
Wanna work one-on-one with Dixie? Want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got experience and can help. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let’s make it happen.
Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You’ll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There’s also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise
Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/
ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, livestreams, podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at
https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe
Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!
Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith
Dixie’s VA is Roillan James
Additional support from Donal Mooney, Ty McKenzie & Crystal Crowe
Bawdy’s Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour
& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!
Tags:
super attracted listening legend chill out think tour apartment smooth hallway bedroom wall juicy lips eating squirting slurping bend over asking size queen no inhibition fun laughing breaks pushups slow fast workout playful sex fun lingerie red lacy Claus riding next day ice cubes floor wet nipples purple watch porn ideas ice cube suck rubbing ice balls drinking bent over desk bitch new generation consent yes shower shot legit COVID weird depressed bubble girlfriends Ayahuasca hallucinogen DMT ceremony drive units Berkeley Bowl stage laid smoke parents lifelong burners Peru Ayahuasca 90’s whoa new world shapes alive talking total escape night routine naked headphones Annie Lennox legend blender dancing shaking heat wave fires lightning 90 degrees insane air conditioning window open neighbor 6pack never spoken dog walked fluffy white dog latin porn star boy clothes optional open back door naked Modelo robe beer Jamba Juice smoothie talking guys pandemic turban hummer Porsche cars gist 6 pack parents generation card him ID
Website: https://bawdystorytelling.com/
On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/
Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling
Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341
Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy
Subscribe at
Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV
Find out about upcoming Podcast episodes - & Livestreams - at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe
Episode 291: ‘Dixie loves Wet Bread’
Episode 291: ‘Freaks Need Love, Too’ (Flora Goodthyme)
Episode 290: ‘Magic Trick’ (Scoby Goo)
Episode 289: ‘Surprise Party’ (Phoenix Mandel)
Episode 288: ‘Momsexual’ (Tracy Clark-Flory)
Episode 287: ‘Footwear on Fire’ (Al Rahm Lujan)
Episode 286: ‘Spicy Pervertible’ (McKenning Wood)
Episode 285: ‘On The Air’ (Bill Ratner)
Episode 284: ‘Holiday Hookup’ (Dixie De La Tour)
Episode 283: ‘AssDance’ (Leah Carey)
Episode 282: ‘Kinky Love Story’ (Madison Young)
Episode 281: ‘Jack and Jill-Off’ (Carol Queen)
Episode 280: ‘ClownF*cker’ (Ouchy the Clown)
Episode 279: ‘Lesbian Vision Board’ (Bambi Galore)
Episode 278: ‘Take My Wife, Please!’ (Veronica Hart, a.k.a Jane Hamilton)
Episode 277: ‘Geek Revenge’ (Annalyn Bond)
Episode 276: ‘Friendly Fire’ (Jet Noir)
Bawdy Storytelling presents: All That and Mo: Dishing with Dixie
Bawdy Storytelling presents the Double Teamed Podcast with Cami & Niki: Missing Kink, Prioritizing Partners, and Restructuring FWBs
Episode 275: ‘Polka-Dotted Villain’ (Midori)
Create your
podcast in
minutes
It is Free
The Marty Ray Project: Chats
What’s the Res?
It’s All An Act
Grimms’ Fairy Tales
The War of the Worlds
The Magnus Archives
The Moth