Lie Back & Think of Nebraska (Uncle Kracker - Follow Me)

Following in Kid Rock’s carpetbagging cowboy boot steps, Uncle Kracker released his debut album featuring this banal, confusingly confident single about:

Heroin (duh you stupid idiot) Adultery Being Secretly Gay Being Openly Very Cool

Also: a music video featuring characters fantasizing about better music, a Cracker with a stage performance like a tired sock, and an older woman in the comments section who tries to teach young boys the art of seduction.