#152 We’re Not Here to F Spiders: An Unhinged Tour of Australia (with My Husband, Chris)

2026-01-27

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Australian swearing, barefoot adults, kangaroo meat, and a husband who cannot be trusted with a microphone. We’re not here to f* spiders.Richelle and Chris break down the things you’d only know if you actually visited Australia - and yes, it gets weird fast. This is not a “should you move to Australia?” episode. This is the REAL deal: the food, the bugs, the language, and the cultural chaos no one warns you about.From eating kangaroo to drinking questionable wine out of a bag, this episode is fully unhinged (and deeply ...

Australian swearing, barefoot adults, kangaroo meat, and a husband who cannot be trusted with a microphone. We’re not here to f* spiders.

Richelle and Chris break down the things you’d only know if you actually visited Australia - and yes, it gets weird fast. This is not a “should you move to Australia?” episode. This is the REAL deal: the food, the bugs, the language, and the cultural chaos no one warns you about.

From eating kangaroo to drinking questionable wine out of a bag, this episode is fully unhinged (and deeply educational) in the most unserious way possible.

This episode contains explicit language because Chris cannot be trusted not to swear, overshare, or explain Australian culture in a way that sounds sane.

Topics include:

Richelle’s dream of becoming the Beef Queen
Barefoot adults just living life
Meat raffles and why they’re a thing
Bugs, spiders, snakes, and emotional damage
Goon of Fortune (unfortunately real)
Australian swearing (why “mate” is an insult, and what you actually call your friends)
Richelle’s driving anxiety
Why fairy bread is basically a sad Funfetti cupcake

Australia is not for the weak.

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