Is Willy Wonka capable of love? Or, more importantly, are we capable of podcasting? Join us as we investigate Wonka’s ability to form healthy relationships in his life, which slowly turns into us reflecting on our lives. Depression ensues, chaos is born, and we soon find ourselves on a jungle gym of tangents, desperately trying to survive this episode.
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Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars Cite Their Sources):
Men Who Can’t Love by Julia Sokol and Steven Carter
How to Be an Adult in Love by David Richo
Relationship Quizzes:
Neil Hannon Interviews:
Timestamps
00:00 Never trust a man with a top hat on a dating app.
4:39 Today, we’re talking about Willy Wonka’s ability to love!
6:14 Wonka Watch: Neil Hannon is writing the songs for Wonka and has some strange yet delightful quotes about the process.
9:50 Time for some slowwwww jams.
13:39 Elaine was blabbing about the episode’s topic, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, Felicia brings up the Mayor from Horton Hears a Who!
14:52 Does Wonka have commitment phobia?
21:39 What does it mean to have the capacity to love? (Yes, welcome to Wonka Watch relationship therapy).
26:00 Marriage.com article “10 True Signs That a Person is Incapable of Love.”
29:44 The Mayor of Whoville has a thicc booty.
31:00 Onto a marriage quiz!
32:00 “Grind that over your porkchop.”
40:30 Buzzfeed Quiz: Tarot reading to predict Wonka’s love life.
43:57 Willy Wonka’s ideal first date.
47:33 Final thoughts.
48:43 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Wonka has no love interest in the film. Elaine: Matt Lucas’ character will have a weird flirtationship with an odd, side character.
50:40 You get to witness our demise.
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode Three Teaser
Now Entering Clatfartburg: Episode 2 Museum Teaser
Now Entering Clatfartburg: The First 15 Minutes of Episode One
115 - The WonkAwards: A Wonka Watch Finale
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114 - How Powerful is Timmy Wonka?
113 - Listenerpalooza 3
112 - Crowning Wonka's Worst Lyric
111 - The Movie Novelization
110 - Elaine's IHOP Wonka Menu Review
The Best of Wonka Watch News
ANNOUNCEMENT: The Future of Wonka Watch
109 - How Well Did We Predict Wonka?
108 - WONKA HAS BEEN WATCHED
107 - Our Final Pre-Wonka Reflection
106 - Wonka Premiere
105 - Discussing the Wonka Clips
104 - Timothée Chalamet Was On SNL
103 - Solving the Official Wonka Movie Mad Libs
102 - The Movie That Wonka Is Homaging, Delicatessen
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