Emma Watson is not your mother’s Disney princess, whatever that means

Much like the models locked in a stairwell at the recent botched Balenciaga casting, Trey Taylor and Ian David Monroe are starved and trying to make sense of all the debauchery that took place last week. They debunk the Oscars snafu (all Faye Dunaway’s fault), untangle the legalities of playing Lana Del Rey’s latest leak, reconcile with fashion’s downward spiral, and come to terms with Emma Watson’s Vanity Fair cover line. Show us ur tits! Songs featured on today’s episode: Mornings by Gussy; Anoche by Arca; Hood by Perfume Genius; Don’t Kill My Vibe by Sigrid. All of the music featured on Bitchin’ will be added to a new Spotify playlist called Bitchin’ Bops, which you can listen to here https://open.spotify.com/user/1164892731/playlist/2ZCa8r1yHI8artq4IZ6EvN