Erik McGuffin is once again desperate to land a sale.
This episode is made for kids.
Written, Preformed and Edited by Harlan Guthrie
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TRANSCRIPT
Hello?
Oh hello there, this is Erik McGuffin, I can sell and DO ANYTHING YOU NEED. For example; do you need your windows cleaned?
No.
Ducts cleaned?
Don’t like ducks.
Driveway paved?
I park in the lane.
Lane way paved!
Don’t drive
You just said you park in the laneway
Yes, I park my bike there.
Do you. Do you need your gears cleaned?
No.
Your seat adjusted?
No.
Your Tires pumped?
Yes.
Aha! Can I interest you In my services! I will arrive at your home, any time or day you’d like and pump up your bicycle tires so it is ready to go whenever you may need it!
No.
No, why not?
Someone stole my bicycle.
Ah. Would you like to purchase a bicycle
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