Monologue: Is Oracle Screwed?

In this week's Better Offline monologue, Ed Zitron walks you through the world finally realizing that NVIDIA’s $100bn deal with OpenAI was BS, and the very real possibility of Oracle’s collapse.

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The $100 Billion Megadeal Between OpenAI and Nvidia Is on Ice https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/the-100-billion-megadeal-between-openai-and-nvidia-is-on-ice-aa3025e3?st=H2AMjC&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

Oracle tweet about the deal: https://x.com/Oracle/status/2018368835363942668?s=20

Altman tweet about deal: https://x.com/sama/status/2018451015272694248?s=20

Jensen Huang on Jim Cramer: https://youtu.be/ZVTZc0j4hDY?si=8XdqTM1SGYH3fJwG&t=913 (15 minutes in)

Hater’s Guide To Oracle: https://www.wheresyoured.at/haters-guide-oracle/

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