Derek’s Choice ( Video Edition)

2026-01-28

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It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.

As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?

Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.

We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.

Love and respect as always,
Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

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